Hero BLOB XI is Online!!!

Dear Friends:

You can now listen to Hero BLOB XI: BLOB Family Reunion HERE AT BLASTOCYST. Just to remind you, here's the poster and the description of the play!

It's a family feud as Hero BLOB, legendary liquidy defender of liberty, faces off against the worst enemy yet: BACK TAXES! Join BLOB as he seeks out his roots in BLOBTON, KENTUCKY and gets more than he's bargained for, oozing into an inheritance scuffle that threatens to take him down for good, as he seeks solace in the arms of his lady love, BLOBETTE. Join BLOB, CHILIPEPPERMAN, and newcomer SENOR ZORNINGTON as they come together for HERO BLOB XI: BLOB FAMILY REUNION!!!

Enjoy!!

Poster: HERO BLOB XI: BLOB FAMILY REUNION !!!

Dear lads and lasses,

Just in time for Friday's release of the new internet radio-play Hero BLOB XI: BLOB Family Reunion, I've whipped up this poster for your enjoyment! Remember, Hero BLOB XI will be available on www.blastocyst.org.uk, or you can just follow the pleasant little link I'll be putting up here on this blog! In the meantime, get excited from this BLOBtabulous poster!!!

Hero BLOB XI recorded and BLOB 6 online!!!

Dear chicos and chicas,

Today, over a period of about 4.5 hours, Hero BLOB XI: BLOB Family Reunion was recorded by an extremely talented team of voice actors and one awesome radio producer, Jonny Brick.

In celebration of that achievement and of the upcoming release (probably Friday night) of this most BLOBBY of shows, I've uploaded onto youtube today BLOB 6: Secret of the Blobtonite, the most accomplished and impressive of the film versions of BLOB!!!

Starring Nicolas Nadeau and Schedel Luitjen, along with an impressive cast of supporting characters, this BLOB movie will knock your socks off, featuring the final battle between BLOB and Hag Lady Bobo, along with the introduction of fan favorite 'The Red Head' (as seen in The Hero BLOB Christmas Special: BLOB's Magical Christmas). At an hour long, it's perfect to watch all the way through or to watch in several parts, or to watch OVER AND OVER AGAIN FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY, whatever you choose. ENJOY!!!

BLOB 6: Secret of the Blobtonite

KILLER BROTHER online! Plus an interview with SCHEDEL LUITJEN !!!

Dear everybody,

You can find an interview of me by Jonny Brick here, where I discuss Killer Brother and the upcoming Hero BLOB XI: BLOB Family Reunion !!!!

And now you can enjoy Killer Brother: Target Genesis for yourself!!! Available here. PLEASE LISTEN, FELLOWS!!!!

Thanks,

Schedel

PS you can now LIKE 'Hero BLOB' on facebook! DO IT!!!!

KILLER BROTHER Update -- Mea Culpa

Dear Readers,

Many of you may have noticed that Killer Brother isn't online yet. OOPS!! It's NEXT FRIDAY that it comes out, not this Friday. KILLER BROTHER will be on line next Friday evening on Blastocyst!!! SORRY!!!

To make it up to you, here's an illustration of Matt Beati, the Killer Brother himself, with an angel!

UPDATE: it actually was online last Friday; I was just too much of a goon to find it :-/

KILLER BROTHER preview is up!!!

Dear Readers,

I've just finished putting together the preview for Killer Brother, recorded earlier today! Enjoy the beautiful sounds of this, and get ready for this Friday, when Killer Brother: Target Genesis will be released to the public for the first time! You can watch the preview on my Schedelworld youtube channel!!! Enjoy!

Cheers,

Schedel

Killer Brother and Hero BLOB XI Performances!!

Dear Students of the oft-lauded School of BLOB,

I am happy to announce a couple of upcoming projects that will be soon available on the web for your perusal and ENJOYMENT!!

Firstly, this Wednesday, I am going to record a reading of the newly re-edited and improved 'Killer Brother: Target Genesis' in six parts. This will be your first chance to experience this previously-unreleased work, one of my favorite ideas I've ever written!

Thrill along with Brother Matthew Beati, former hitman and current monk, as he travels back near to the beginning of time, to stop the Fall from ever occurring!! It will be a dramatic reading in 6 parts, available soon on www.blastocyst.org.uk !!!

Next, there will be the first-ever performance of Hero BLOB XI: BLOB Family Reunion, in its radio-play format! It will be recorded on August 3 (in the midst of the ever-famous Edinburgh Festival), with a cast that so far includes me and the talents of Brett Heasman (Vampire Blob in Vampire Blob: Silent Fangs of Horror (2008)) and Martha McGill (whose unforgettable performance as Tuna Head lit up the stage in 2008's Hero BLOB IX: Wrath of the Tuna Queen)!!! Hero BLOB XI is sure to be a corker, and is my favorite of the BLOB series that I've written (mind you, the first six were never actually written and were simply improvised in the badly-missed methods employed by Nicolas Nadeau and me back in the heyday).

In Hero BLOB XI: BLOB Family Reunion, BLOB travels to the city of Blobton in Kentucky, encountering friends and foes alike as he discovers the secrets of his past and forges his way into a love for the future. Featuring Chilipepperman, too!!

So that's the big news for the day, and it's all thanks to the patronly kindness of Jonny Brick, proprietor of the blastocyst website (check it out on www.blastocyst.org.uk)!!! The website has previously hosted a large amount of my BLOB-world-related poetry (available in the poesy section of his website), the Hero BLOB Christmas Special: BLOB's Magical Christmas, and an interview with me on various subjects! CHECK IT OUT NOWWWW!!!!

I'll update you on when you can expect to hear these beautiful stories performed online, my friends. Until then,

ever yours,

Schedel