Thursday, 10 December 2009

BLOB V: the Vampire Imperative !!!

Yes, folks, that's right: it's the mythical one BLOB film that is actually good and comes before 'BLOB 6: Secret of the Blobtonite'.  It's 'BLOB V: the Vampire Imperative'!!!  This film, from the year MMV, pits our Hero BLOB against a ruthless supermodel vampire box-factory-proprietor from Europe, Vampiro the Destroyer!!!  And even more mythically and continuity-ously important, this is the crucible film where the 'Hero BLOB' series and the 'Vampire Blob' series meet!  This is the FIRST APPEARANCE OF VAMPIRE BLOB!!!!!!!!!  So head on over to and watch it, RIGHT NOW.  I can guarantee that you won't regret watching this, which is more than I can say for some of my films!  I can also guarantee that you WILL regret NOT watching this film, as you will then be unprepared when VAMPIRE BLOB COMES FOR YOU!!!!  

Enjoy this vampire film!  (See, that was a vampire imperative.)

-Schedel 'Makes Vampire Films Because his Name Means Skull' Luitjen